In the midst of the crypto winter, we could all use a laugh to lighten the mood. So, we’ve dug up a list of some of the funnier crypto dad jokes and one-liners we could find. Enjoy! I called the bitcoin hotline, they said, ‘Please HODL.’ Have you heard of Gordon Ramsay’s new crypto? – It’s called RAW. It uses proof-of-steak. They say crypto ruins lives, but it has brought my family closer. – We live in a one-bedroom apartment now. Why did Neo invest in Harmony? – Because he was the ONE. Today someone was explaining to me how the cryptocurrency market was changing, even though I already knew. – It was a bit coin descending. Why crypto investors want a Lamborghini? – Because Maserati belongs to Fiat. Why won’t the government embrace BTC? – They hate the idea of proof of work. Why does superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm? – Because it’s Crypto-night. Tesla will never accept ETH because it requires gas. I have a Bitcoin joke, but it requires too much energy to get it. How does a zombie pay for things? – With CRYPTocurrency. Where does an Inuit keep his crypto? – In a cold wallet. How much did it cost to invent bitcoin? – One Satoshi. How do you eat a bitcoin? – With a megabyte. Spent some cryptocurrency to take digital possession of an image of Gandalf killing the Balrog of Morgoth… – My first non-fungible Tolkien. Chuck Norris mines bitcoin by hand. I asked my crypto-trader friend if they’d lend me a bitcoin. – They replied: “$43,650? $36,521 is a lot of money. What do you need $27,400 for anyway?” Never trust the Baha Men with your crypto. – They let the Doge out. Cryptocurrencies have been around for centuries. The earliest recorded coins were minted by Pharaoh Inu. – Unfortunately, it was a pyramid scheme. How many miners does it take to change a light bulb? – A million. One miner to change it, and the rest to verify he did it. What does Smaug, a Balrog and the CCP have in common?– They are all known for shutting down mining operations. What do you call a dime with teeth marks?– A bit coin. Why do Vampires hate Ethereum?– Because they are terrified of staking. How do you make a small fortune in crypto?– By investing a large fortune. “I hear that merchants worldwide are gonna start accepting XRP”– “Well that’ll send a ripple through the industry” Did you hear about the teenager who bought and staked Ethereum for his weekly allowance?– It was an act of DEFIance towards his parents. How did the hipster Bitcoin miner burn out his GPU?– He was mining before it was cool. I can’t teach you about blockchain right now, but we can hash the details later. How can you discover who owns Bitcoin at a party?– Don’t worry, they’ll tell you. Why shouldn’t you bother someone who collects bitcoins?– Because they’re mining their own business.